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About Stuttgart

So, I’m obsessed—erotic-massage is my jam! Gets me all tingly, like I’m plotting world domination, but naked. There’s this one time, right, in Bangkok—little known fact, they’ve been perfecting this shit for centuries. Thai style, they twist ya like a pretzel, but add some steamy oil and a wink—holy crap, I was shook! Felt like a king, not just some evil doc with a laser. Made me happy as hell, but pissed too—why ain’t this everywhere?! Lazy minions, I swear.